singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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