I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
We are all done wearing pants today
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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