Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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