the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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