She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
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They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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