His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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