we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
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my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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