Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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