this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
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