: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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