I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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