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Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
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I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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