Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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