I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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