Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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