I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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