I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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