You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
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yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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