i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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