I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
