There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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