I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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