is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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