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I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
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Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
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You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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