So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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