the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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