You're a womanizer and a bitch.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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