Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I'm both gender and math confused
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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