You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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