Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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