i don't plan on having that self control this summer
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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