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Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me

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It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous

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(630): Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me (1-630): It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous http://tfl.nu/qwdq

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this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!

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(210): this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings! http://tfl.nu/x9r9

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so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever

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(314): so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever http://tfl.nu/0876

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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.

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(815): if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it. http://tfl.nu/9gem

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I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?

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(408): I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access? http://tfl.nu/pvq3

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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.

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(314): He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life. http://tfl.nu/k4q7

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(631): View more from New York

the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'

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(631): the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010' http://tfl.nu/beuj

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I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.

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(231): I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk. http://tfl.nu/qjr2

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Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...

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(780): Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it... http://tfl.nu/howp

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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!

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(415): Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM! http://tfl.nu/lg7j

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Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally

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(403): Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally http://tfl.nu/hf6w

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We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.

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(631): We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata. http://tfl.nu/hydj

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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing

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(315): at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing http://tfl.nu/t14u

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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.

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(858): The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out. http://tfl.nu/1ep1

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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.

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(903): He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless. http://tfl.nu/fekz

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