Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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