That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm too high and old for this...
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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