hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
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we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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