i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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