I heard we made out
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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