**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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