Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
i now understand why vodka
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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