yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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