I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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