you win again, gameday.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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