i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
