She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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