We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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