I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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