whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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