I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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