hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
