sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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