Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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