Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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