called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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