About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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